Bill Ford Writes!
Autoblog reports: Bill Ford outlines 3-point plan to employees.
Bill Ford (to assistant): I need to write a memo.
Assistant: You would like me to take dictation?
Ford (gasps): I’m a married man!
Assistant (sighs): I’ll turn on your computer and you can tell me what you want to say and I will type it.
Ford: I have a computer? What color is it?
Assistant: OK, go ahead Mr. Ford.
Ford: Actually, I have nothing new to tell anyone. We’re still in the middle of the donut.
Assistant: What?
Ford: We’re doing really well, except I mean the opposite.
Assistant: OK, I got it. Here you go. “Dear Ford Employees”
Ford: Uh-oh, this is from the boss! I’d better sit down. Go on.