Chrysler: No Pacifica For You!

2007_chrysler_pacificaDetroit Free Press reports: Chrysler halts work on Pacifica replacement. Looks like the Pacifica has been sent to the great spiral. We were big fans of the idea of the Pacifica (an adult minivan which has been labeled the Crossover), but never big fans of the execution. We are big fans of the Mercedes-Benz execution, the R-Class. But we’re not too sure buyers are into the idea.

While the Pacifica was huge, it was near impossible for someone of our, uh, stature, to make it into the third row. We found…

Web dude: What?
Mr. Peterson: Why don’t you just say you’re fat?
Web: What?
Mr. Peterson: Stature. No one uses that word.
Web: So?
Mr. Peterson: You’re a fatty and can’t get into the back seat of the Pacifica and it’s Chrysler’s fault?
Web: We can get into R-Class without much effort.
Mr. Peterson: Whatever. And you are dressed funny today.
Web: Hey! Hey! We’re dressed today. Thankyouverymuch.

Anyway, it seems that consumers are now Chrysler were never really fond of the Pacifica so its replacement has been canned.

That’s a snap of the 2007 Chrysler Pacifica. We bet you can pick up a 2006 model for cheap now that Chrysler has a crap load of them on the lots.

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